I think you call it a belly ache fetish.
And I have a pain in my gut right now. It's called too much breakfast or an ate too much belly ache.
I ate at a breakfast buffet - I had peaches, six pieces of bacon, seven sausage patties, four sausage links, three pancakes with syrup, a waffle with berries and cream, scrambled eggs, biscuits and gravy, plus some blueberry muffins, washed down with milk, OJ, and some coffee.
My tummy started to hurt before I was done eating and by the time I left, I had my hand up under my shirt holding my poor stomach. It felt too full and kinda tight but the pain was kicking in. I was with my brother, Sam, and he noticed. "Did you eat too much?"
"Yeah," I moaned. "I've got a tummy ache now."
He rubbed his stomach and groaned. "Me too. My stomach really hurts."
He ate about twice as much as me, btw.
Now I'm at home, laying on the couch and my stomach's pushed up bigger than normal. I had to put on PJ pants cause my jeans hurt me too much. Sam had to work today, at Wal-Mart, and I can imagine him stocking, stopping to clutch his stomach and bitch about it. Ha, ha.
My stomach feels like a great big basketball, hard and full of gas. It hurts really bad now and I'm starting to cramp a little bit so I'm on my side. I really have a tummy ache now!
I'm supposed to go to class (art history) at 11 but I doubt I'll go unless my tummy quits hurting and I don't think it will.
Ohhhhhh my tummy hurts!!! I'm rubbing my tummy in big circles but it's not helping much. I guess I'm just going to be sick with my stomach most of the day.
